As a student, I have always been made to pay for my own gym fees through the monthly pocket money provided by my parents. Needless to say, my heart never failed to sink when the SMS from Standard Bank (I know, shame) came at the end of every month, informing me that R550 was vacating my account and was on it's swift way to the Virgin Active head quarters in Johannesburg. With my Virgin account permanently in arrears, I came to know the person who manged my account on a fairly personal basis - I think his name was Rasheed, but I had his number saved as 'Virgin Twat' on my phone for a solid year and a half. Whilst my financial relationship with Virgin Active was often on the rocks, one cannot lay fault in our physical relationship. Virgin have an extensive variety of equipment with at least 2 sets of each weighted dumbbell and a vast array of machines. Whilst I can't say that I used the swimming pool facility that often, I can say that the Sauna came in extremely h...